A woman's period. Murder meaning: sever mood swings, irrational thinking, and random bickering. Bloat meaning: a literal widening of the waist and stomach regions.
Guy 1: Bro, why were your girlfriend's jeans unbuttoned and what was with her attitude?
Guy 2: Murder she bloat.
Guy 1: Oh, sorry.
Guy 2: Murder she bloat.
Guy 1: Oh, sorry.
by simplekindofman June 20, 2010
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Ian small boat is the kind of vehicle you would wanna buy. It has triple-layered moose cock dipped in not only oil but also smoothie made from mcwendy's fries. It also has its own head to talk sh+t. and we all know with sh+t comes farts, which generates the boat to travel in the speed of 0miles per hour. However, it is made to be operated on land, meaning that if used on water, it just capsizes.
salesman: so u wanna buy the ian small boat?
me:nah*looking at price tag*
salesman: I'm warning u,u will regret this!
me when I get home: ahh crap I just realized that the ian small boat can replace my half broken dustbin that was blown u in 19 by fckin nazis
me:nah*looking at price tag*
salesman: I'm warning u,u will regret this!
me when I get home: ahh crap I just realized that the ian small boat can replace my half broken dustbin that was blown u in 19 by fckin nazis
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Maggie Wahls
Wise ancient soul without a doubt …
Maybe I met her in a life before this …
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Get the Row your boat mug.When you're an unstoppable force, one with the sea, the king of the world, etc. Drinking Santana champagne, wearing flip flops, fucking mermaids, and riding on a dolphin doing flips and shit is also recommended. Derived from the song, "I'm on a Boat ft. T-Pain" by The Lonely Island.
Man, I'm on a boat today! Banged a mermaid chick, did flips and shit, and a lot more. Damn, I wish I had a time machine. I would be on a boat tomorrow.
by AssCon July 13, 2010
Get the I'm on a Boat mug.Disagreeing with something. Created by the BBC's Sherlock fandom. Usually used when talking about slash and/or Benedict Cumberbach and Martin Freeman's love of one another.
Friend: I don't believe in shipping John and Sherlock under any circumstances.
Me: My boat does not shake in your particular direction. We (the fandom) will ship them hard, and slashily. THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX FOREVER!
Me: My boat does not shake in your particular direction. We (the fandom) will ship them hard, and slashily. THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX FOREVER!
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Commonly found in coastal areas, may tend to be a smuggy asshat.
Commonly found in coastal areas, may tend to be a smuggy asshat.
by pope poop October 6, 2008
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