Batmaning

Finding out as much information on a person without their knowledge using mutual friends or social media.

"I met this really nice girl in class the other day. I think its time to begin Batmaning"

by MikeKeaton August 23, 2012

BATMAN BATMAN

Batman is a cult. We must feed him daily. Feed him nothing but carbs and fast food. If you don't comply with the god himself, you will know NOTHING BUT PAIN AND SUFFERING AND REGRET FOR ALL ETERNITY. Don't make the mistake I made.

Steps for making batman:

😁😁😁😁😁👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Step one: find a corner in public that many people walk by so batman will get regular sacrifices and fed.
Step two: feed him (He likes the number 6 from McDonald's, a fish fillet. Make sure to add extra cheese and mayo for extra good luck 👍).
Step three: Inform the locals about your batman and force with mental harassment to make one as well.
Step four: Mass-produce batmans until your town knows nothing but mold and old food.
Step five: do it.

Adam: BATMAN
Jaxon: BATMAN BATMAN
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Josepi Carlito Antonio III February 9, 2022

Gill Bates

The complete opposite if Bill Gates, who has failed at running Sicromoft and is billions of dollars in debt because he didnt steal Apple's OS system to improve on it.

Gill Bates... What a fucker

by James Lowe December 7, 2004

the third robin for batman

tim drake

did you know that the third robin for batman was tim drake?

by batman/bruce wayne-obvious January 31, 2009

BATMN

"Blew air through my nose" used when something is said funny. It is a new trend that is related to "lol, lmao, lmfao, ROFL" and all types of shit yall say when something is funny, hell if I know what yall use nowadays. Also it kinda looks like the name Batman.

"Don't let this distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold spongebob's soul for 62 cents."
"BATMN!!"
"BATMN? are you trying to say Batman with your non spelling ass"
"Nah bro I meant BATMN aka Blew air through my nose"
"Ohh.... Well that's how we usually breathe... Sometimes I pray for this generation"

by Don't use your real name bruh November 4, 2018

batman forever

"Batman Forever" is not only the title of one of the Batman movies in the early 90's, but is also slang for the sexually transmitted disease, HIV and AIDS. People may rightfully call AIDS and HIV, "BATMAN FOREVER" because the disease is FOREVER! Lets stop killing each other and ourselves. Wrap It Up people!

Make sure you hit up Wal-Mart and get some rubbers before you go to Lia's so you won't catch that Batman Forever.

by BET by way of Amber December 3, 2007

Bates Method

The BATES method is an acronym for a specific approach to reach a certain goal: destroying a sexual conquest's relationship with her boyfriend for the purpose of having sexual intercourse with her. The BATES method invariably ends in complete separation from the original target. The BATES method is as follows:

Build relationship
Alienate boyfriend
Tear them apart
Engage physically
Separate completely

Remember that girl I wanted to get with, the one with the boyfriend? I used the BATES method and finally got with her. Sucks for her boyfriend.

by Methodology1 January 27, 2010