Banana

A non citrus fruit found growing wildly in tropical climates. Also used for helping speed up the ripening process of avocados. This last fact making the definition here that using a banana in any type of situation would help speed up the process.

Dude, we are way too late. Chuck some bananas into the engine.
or
Honey you always cum so quickly. I thought I told you to lay off the bananas.
or
This turkey is taking a long time to roast. May be I should have used a banana in the stuffing.

by Jagmohan Singh Kasherawala December 28, 2005

banana

To "banana" someone.
To slice and peel a man's penis like a bloody banana.

Cindy caught Mark cheating on her, so she banana-ed the bastard.

by TheColera August 16, 2010

Banana

An Asian woman who predominantly dates White men because she is under the impression that White men are status symbols. Typically, she is a money grubber and dates White men because of the impression that they are more willing to spend money on them. The man she dates is typically a thin effeminate White man who is unable to date women of his own race but is able to date banana Asian women because of their perception that, as a White man, he is a source of free money.

90% of the Asian women in New York City are bananas

by 8s January 22, 2010

Banana

A shitty tasting piece of shit. It has the shittiest colour, and the shittiest taste. I fucking hate Bannanas, they are pieces of shit that are also used as dildos...

Paris Hilton: Hey can somebody please give me a Banana??? I need it to stick inside of my nasty HIV pussy!

Regular Man: Eww bitch, shut the fuck up...
Paris Hilton: Eww no you. Im gonna get daddy to come beat you up!
Regular Guy: Shoves banana down Paris Hilton's throat, and saves the world.

by Titty Mucher April 6, 2010

Banana

Exclamation expressing extreme contentment with something or someone. Derived from the phrase 'top banana'.

We got tickets to the Bran Van concert - banana!

by partridge May 15, 2003

banana

A Queensland expression, pronounced as for "manana", with a similar meaning, but without the same sense of urgency.......

I'll be back (someday).... hasta banana baby !

by Carl Scott September 11, 2006

Banana

People around the world will see the power of the banana. bananas are like Pokemon, they evolve from banana to bananananana to a banana inside the banana. in a hundred years bananas would have taken over the planet and destroyed everyone, starting with apples, then oranges, then pears then humans. until they have all the power

Banana inside the banana will take over the world

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujm ikolp January 30, 2018