animal pak

A Multi-Vitamin Supplement designed for bodybuilders and athletes made by Universal Nutrition. #1 selling Supplement in bodybuilding for the last 17 years since 2007 and consists of crazy ingredients such as Shark Cartilage and Ox bile. Many bodybuilders swear it makes a significant difference in lifting performance and protein synthesis and metabolism.

Shit! I forgot to take my animal pak, now my lifts gonna suck!!

by Tim Chaffin December 12, 2007

animal planet

A great television station to watch whilst stoned.

Stoner 1: "Did you see that? That guy's proper pissing that snake off. Animal Planet rocks."
Stoner 2: "What...? Yeah... Is that my twos yet?"

by Shinzou April 8, 2006

animal abuser

A sad condition that occurs after pissing off your wife or girlfriend really bad! Case studies show men are most likely to commit animal abuse soon after the "you're cut off" time begins. Effects seems to be acutely focused. Men routinely catagorize themselves in several specific groups. These men are engaging in acts of Spanking The Monkey, Choking The Chicken, Whacking The Weasel, Flogging the Dolphin, and new recent reports demonstrate cross species abuse. Some have now begun to Beat One Eyed Willy, until he finally gets mad and spits on them.

(caller to friend) Dude! I forgot our anniversary ... ... ... again! Third time! What am I going to do?
(friend) ... ... ... ... um, ... ... ... um, ... ...
(caller to friend) Do you have a chicken, or any Sea Monkeys?
(friend) -long pause- Um, Willy want's to know if your OK?
(caller to friend) ... No ... I've become an animal abuser!
(friend) -muffled voice- Willy ... He wants to talk to you.

by LayItOnYou March 20, 2007

retarded animal babies

Very funny, yet equally gross, cartoon about three year old animals and their adventures through life. Comes equipped with foul language. And that little hampsters obsessed with Bruce Willis.

"Santa, O Dark One, I'll whisper, not shout. Please give me my gun, I won't shoot my eye out."

by Joe Bastard June 25, 2004

Animal Partier

Some who parties hard. A person who loves and goes to many parties. The life of the party. Someone who goes to the club and after club.

You can't come with me because your are not an animal partier.
Lets invite ...... the animal partier.

Animal Partiers are born not made.

by NemesisGirl12 July 12, 2011

Aimachi

Japanese guard who feels the need to make every other guard feel stupid and inferior with their awesome spinning skills. Not only do they spin normal guard equiment, but they also spin batons amazingly. They are known for their famous "double turn around" toss. Basically, these people are freaking amazing.

Did you see that chick toss her rifle and spin around three times then catch it while another girl threw a sabre over her head and then landed in the splits??? Yea, those girls are in Aimachi.

by guard chicks April 10, 2009

Animal crossing

Animal crossing is a very bad drug and I too am addicted to it please send help my wife thinks thinks I am dead please tell her I love her and did not mean to take the drug

Dude ya want so animal crossing?

by Redstone master 64 June 24, 2020