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You're Autistic 

A joke. This is what you say when someone is acting like a fucking dumbass. Some people use offensive humor. Get over it bitches.
Kelly: *Twerks like an Egg*
Helen: "Kelly, you're autistic."
You're Autistic by longschlong123 January 29, 2018

mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway 

gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

extra autistic austinian 

he is an autistic person that bangs his head against the walls and he has a small peepee lol xD
look there is an extra autistic austinian banging his head against a wall.

bootlegg autistic 

Someone who has the mental capacity to be intelligent yet cant grasp a single thought of intelligence.

Someone who is smart but fucked up just as bad as someone who has a mental disorder.
Someone who neglected to think through a simple problem and messed up worse then humanly possible.

Ex: That kid that thinks he's smart but can't even understand the simplest situation.
Person 1 "Brooklyn failed such a simple problem"
Person 2 "What does she have a mental disorder or something?"
Person 1 "Nope she's just fucking Bootlegg Autistic"

iPad autistic

An autistic person (often a very young child, but can be anyone) who’s constantly using their iPad. Headphones in 24/7, full storage, tons of offline games. These people often use their iPad for sensory purposes (like to listen to relaxing sounds to block out loud noise), and non verbal iPad autistics may use their iPad to communicate through TTS. They get extremely upset if their iPad battery dies or anything else happens that hinders their ability to use their iPad.
“You have a charging port here, right? My daughters iPad is about to run out of charge and she needs it. She’s an iPad autistic.”
iPad autistic by Erikaheath May 17, 2021

Aftermarket Autistic 

When you are not born autistic, but slowly become autistic via emotional and/physical trauma, especially trauma to the head.
Zero: "I'm not autistic. I'm just brain damaged and my brain just don't think good no more."
Me: "Just like being autistic, but by outside influence. You hit your head so many times you became aftermarket autistic."