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Autistic goonmonkey

It means that somebody is an Retard/Dumb and is acting like a masturbating ape too with no impulse control nor rational thoughts
John: Hey Brad
Brad: What?
John: your a fucking Autistic goonmonkey
by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda July 5, 2025
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Jalapeño autistic

Somebody low on the autism spectrum. Similar to the placement of a jalapeño on the Scoville scale for measuring hot peppers.
"I'm not maxed out in the autism, I'm more jalapeño autistic."
by GKH1220 October 25, 2022
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autistic wi-fi

Terrible internet where every time you sign in It almost immediately logs you out forcing you to log back in every 10-20 seconds.
I hate my local library due to its autistic wi-fi. every time I look down at my phone I'm disconnected from the internet.
by _somedoot_ November 24, 2018
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quarter autistic

Someone who has been known to be 1/4 autistic 3/4 normal.
Brad, is a fucking Quarter Autistic, also known as QA
by Tyler Kenny June 23, 2008
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Autistic wanna-be Voldemort

While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.

Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
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autistic bean disorder

‘the way in which a human has a unusual craving for baked beans and likes the sensation of them being all over their body’
‘Lillie loves to shove beans in her hair cause she has the autistic bean disorder
by Daniel19 December 13, 2019
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Autistic

Anyone by the name of Raymond
Hello I'm Raymond (autistic)
by tsnbolo April 25, 2020
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