Skip to main content

aserty

A trick, or a weasel like maneuever. Or used to describe someone who is totally out of the ordinary and suffers from a natural high. Also a character name in the popular RPG Diablo, and Diablo 2. Used solely by Thomas Osborn.
"Enron CEO's are the greatest example of aserty like behavior."
"You're really an aserty, you know that right?"
by Thomas Osborn October 8, 2003
mugGet the aserty mug.

Aiser

Wow! You are such an Aiser!
by Jenni Bolye March 22, 2008
mugGet the Aiser mug.
Related Words

assertive

1. The most favorite term of busybody psychos to hide behind with their thought stomping and overbearing behaviour.
2. A Term used by emotional abusers and other mouthbreathers to justify their indifference to the harm they are doing by being deliberately blind to the obvious consequences of their own personal actions.
3. Originally set to promote proud empowered behaviour that does not harm others (not a single fuck was given that day, as long as I did not do immediate harm to others). However, as with any other postivie and upbringing things it got hijacked and perverted by power tripping authoritarians to promote downbringing, dream killing and ignorance towards free will and self determination.
1,2:
We decided to stop caring about what other say about us being helicopter parents. From now on we will be assertive and wear it as a badge of honor, no matter how many lives of our kids will be broken by this. Our kids will eventually yield to us. With this economy they will have no other choice.

3:
- From now on I am a plant based person. them vegans seem to be cool guys after you know how to avoid over the top crazies. At least they are somewhat overall healthier then the rest of us, like for example Bill Clinton.
- Shut up and eat your meat. We are assertive family that works with CPS and no child will get behind, including you with your silly selt determined malnurishment. Just do as we tell you, for the hungry kids in Africa. There is no I in the team and we are happy for you to be a teamplayer!
by Spaceship Earth Astronaut September 4, 2013
mugGet the assertive mug.

assertaviness

Asserting right to spelling assertiveness at will
Exploitation's often at odds with creative creed, contrary to sufficient success to secondarily succeed, a limited number have capacity for spectacular speed, adavanced opinions distinguished herd from tho whoheed & in final time finalisation notes no elementary need, denoting ready compositions of lyrical songs read from quite independence to assertaviness of form seeming quite independant though confirming to conform.
by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010
mugGet the assertaviness mug.

Sham Assery

When a group of people are lazy, used to describe the whole area or situation.
The sham assery that goes on down in the demo pits is too much.
by AJizzy October 9, 2008
mugGet the Sham Assery mug.

Marker Abuser

A person; either male or female, who abuse markers, used for coloring, and artistic desgin.
"That fucking dick!"

"Dude he is such a fucking marker abuser!"

"I know man he used up all of the red and broke the tips off of all the green and blue ones!"
by Bob Saget Fa Life April 2, 2010
mugGet the Marker Abuser mug.

aserhak

the feeling one gets when they feel no one else can understand what they do
guy 1- man i feel so aserhak
guy 2- why?
guy 1- cause nobody understands why i do what i do
guy 3- dude, why do you do that?
by xtimeb0mbbabyx3 March 4, 2011
mugGet the aserhak mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email