teachers asscrack

Basically, it's somebody who always kisses the teachers fucking ass

"Julie's a TA this year, bc she's constantly kissing her teachers asses, wtf???"

"Yup, she's a teachers asscrack alright!!!"

by F550 Powerstroke February 8, 2014

asscrack

derogatory term used to refer to AC Asian Crips; a gang found in San Diego

Fuck asscrack, they can't fight fo shit and every gang in SD got beef with them.

by "S" moke "T" hat "D" rink November 29, 2007

Sit your aspirin down

A word used by idiotic teachers who have way too much time on their hands.

Student: *Stands up* Miss can i leave to go get a dri--

Teacher: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND SIT YOUR ASPIRIN DOWN.

Student: ...fag

by wowtf May 18, 2010

Asscream

When a man inserts his penis into a partner's butthole and adds the "chocolate shell", comes back out and adds the recieving partner's favorite icecream sauce to the man's penis. Then, the recieving partner sucks and licks everything off of the penis. This goes on repeatedly. Every new addition of "chocolate shell" is called "getting a scoop".

Guy1: "So what happened to that chick you picked up?"

Guy2: "I took her to my place to get some asscream."

Guy1: "Her breath must smell like chocolate shit."

by LOL~WUT November 22, 2011

asscracker

A white person who spends too much time around blacks and thus speaks Ebonics.

white guy 1 "yo maaan whachew doin?"
white guy 2 "I am not doing anything you Asscracker"

by shanesmokey October 26, 2005

asscruncher

1. a very large penis.
2. the owner of a very large penis.

dude, my cock is an asscruncher!

by Tom!!! July 3, 2007

asscrackamaticus

1. a noun used to describe the rear of a beuatiful girl
2. a verb used to desribe something that is very good, excellent

1. Beyonce has got the asscrackamaticus.
2. Last night's party where I jerked it in your girls face was asscrackamaticus.

by UnderRadar November 27, 2006