Flying asshat

Jumping over objects to land ass first on someones head, effectivly giving them an asshat.

That dude just jumped over that desk and gave me a flying asshat.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

Asscake

When you take a dump that has the consistency of cake mix after eating nothing but alcohol the night before.

"Dude, i got totally wasted last night. When i had a dump this morning is was Asscake!"

by tenbadgers November 6, 2009

Asscastle

1. A fictional place created on Saturday Night Live, refering to Beauty and The Beast's castle.
2. A kid thats an asshole, but one so big that you have to use something huge like a castle.

1. Belle: I hope you have fun in your Asscastle!
Beast: How does she know we call it an Asscastle?

2. Samantha: Jeeze, Aaron is such a jerk.
Dorian: I know, right? He's an asscastle.

by whatttttttttttttttttttdfasdf November 28, 2010

asshat

people who submit retarded definitions to UD

the person who wrote this is an asshat

by big asshat January 23, 2007

assmatic

bad at something, wack,

u assmatic at dis game son
dat freestyle was assmatic

by 5P 50ULJA January 1, 2009

asscar

a word for people to use in place of nascar
beucase the world of car that drive around in circles and waste our gas should not continue

hey look asscar is on abc today

by shermeco November 4, 2008

Asscandle

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

by Victor February 24, 2005