April 12

“self defense” against rapists and sexual harassers and assaulters beat them the fuck up

hey beat those trying to hurt ur body april 12

by unkown woman April 11, 2021

April 12

National stay away from school day! On this day everyone stays home from school!

Me: Are you going to school?
Friend: yes why?
Me: It is April 12th! Don’t go to School!

by Hhhhjjjbnnk November 14, 2019

April 5th

People born on this day are intelligent, amusing, drop dead gorgeous and of course caring! Having a friend born on April 5th is like Jesus being your friend!

People born on this day should stay away from the color magenta and the number 107.

People born on this day should stay away from people name Jessica, Marion, Yasmin, Jasper, Carolina, Joseph, Nathan and Gerry.
Anyone who gets in the way of someone born on this day is in for an axe in their back so watch out!

Wow! You were born on April 5th? You’re like the Queen.

by CamilaThornton324 November 4, 2019

April 8

National give the person whos birthday it is a dog

Give them a dog on april 8

by Im a man of god. Ahhh October 20, 2019

April 24

National I LOVE YOU DAY. You hold someone’s hand and say I love you or walk up to someone random and say I love you. You can pull a prank on someone. 💕

April 24,Hope they love y’all too. 😂😘💕

by Winterbaby_queen April 11, 2019

28 april

National love yourself day

''Why you're not crying !''
''Because it is 28 April- the National love yourself day.''

by paginka January 8, 2021

April 24th

The day u write a lot of definitions in urban dictionary

dude its april 24th
yeah dude i already wrote 3 definitions

by booty doesn't matter April 24, 2020