[Absolute homo] 

1) Someone who is totally gay without question.

Did you see that hair dresser, now he's anabsolute home
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo

[Absolute homo] by The Robin December 3, 2009

absolute andrew 

A kind of cocktail.

"Hey did you try Absolute Andrew?"
"Nah man, I prefer Absolute Ashley."

absolute andrew by Hola213 December 7, 2013

absolute mess 

when one is found in a state of paralysis, vomit stains on their clothing and an elastic band placed around the head as a chin strap.

the male version tends to have their rod protruding from the zip area of the lower garments.

'I seen your man (TQ) in an absolute mess outside the bar on Sunday'

absolute mess by jamiej13 May 28, 2014

Absolute Gimp

Used by someone who listens to underground music against someone who has a poor taste in music, and is overly annoying on social media.

e.g. Dave - 'Did you see what he posted on facebook about loving Martin Garrix and not underground music'
Ross - 'Yeah what an absolute gimp mate'

Absolute Gimp by discobiscuit21 June 22, 2017

Absolute Spank 

When you want to call someone a douchebag, but it's not harsh enough.

"Man, that guy Brandon is an absolute spank!"

Absolute Spank by nonicknam3 November 25, 2017

Absolute boy™️ 

A guy that is so hot you can't deal. Like, so handsome he is the pinnacle of beauty.

Girl 1:"Have you seen how hot Toshiro Mifune was in Snow Trail?"
Girl 2:"OMG yaas, he's an Absolute boy™️"

Absolute boy™️ by Ginnag98 February 4, 2018

absolute naughton 

An absolute legend who gets so much pussy and is very funny

"yo, that G is an absolute naughton"

absolute naughton by Naughtopus June 11, 2018