ALAP

As Lit as Possible.

Commonly used to describe scenarios that you need to do something else so your plans later tonight can be As Lit as Possible, ALAP.

For example, the party won't be ALAP if you can't get your plug to get the weed for tonight.

Noah: I've been cramming in all my assignments right now in the morning cause today in Sunday and there's school tomorrow and I want to make sure tonight I'm ALAP.

John: Yo we outchere... it ain't ALAP if we don't got that Henny though ;)

Noah: Henny straight?
John: You know it.
Noah: But it ain't ALAP without Coke too!

by AnonymousBronyDudeStrikesBack September 18, 2016

ASAP

Anarchist Skins and Punx. ASAP is an (inter)national group of anti-racist/anti-sexist/anti-homophobic skinheads and punks. ASAP knows how to get rowdy, don't fuck with ASAP.

ASAP came down from Chicago and helped beat up some fascist scum. www.anarchistskinsandpunx.com

by FascistBashist August 13, 2004

asap

as safe as price.james(Price) is well safe (2 thumbs up)

ur asap!

by Claire March 17, 2004

ASAP

As Soon As Point

Refers to the expected handout of methamphetamines (or MSM), requested by a low-level user, prior to performing menial tasks or labour for said employer.

"Hey Jimmy Jump, can you wire up my Hi-Fi - I can't be fucked."

"Sure, but I'm reaaaalll sleepy"

Jimmy Jump puts out his hand, and clears his throat expectantly. This is an example of "ASAP"

by ShabShaker January 27, 2008

ASLAV

A BIG VEHICLE,WITH ARMOUR.TOP SPEED IS 110KM/H,WEIGHS IN AT ABOUT 13.5 TONNE,HAS A KICK ASS 25MM CANNON ON IT,OTHER MODELS MAY VARY

SEE THE 25MM ON THAT ASLAV CHOP THOSE ANTI COALITION FORCES GUYS IN HALF??

by 2CAVWASTER February 3, 2010

asaperooniedoonie

As soon as possible

Lets go on a trip asaperooniedoonie

by someguy101777 November 17, 2011

ASAPTY

A: as | S: soon | A: as | P: possible | T: thank | Y: you

*texts mom* "Hey, I just got my period, please get me pads ASAPTY!"

by Electric Archer December 27, 2016