Porcupine in the forest

When a male, or female has an intense itch in their pubes.

Chad: Bro why are putting cornstarch in your pants.
Brad: Cause bro, I got a porcupine in the forest.
Chad: Wow, that is a very interesting, and useful phrase that can be utilized in everyday conversation.

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Brad: Yea, some sort of linguistic genius posted it on urban dictionary ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Pseudodumb January 15, 2016

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foggy forest

The act of blowing vape on someone's pubic hair.

Lost my erection until the guy gave me a good ol' foggy forest

by T0ast July 06, 2019

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frosty forest

When a guys cums on a girls hairy pussy, it is know as "frosting her forest".

Yeah, bro, I gave her a frosty forest yesterday! It was life changing.

by DirtyDan879 May 19, 2015

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Butt forest

The area of a mans butt where there is much hair and to navigate through it’s like going through a forest

When I blew coke up my husband butt it was hard to get through the butt forest

by Cokeeesmurf October 31, 2018

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German forest

A figurative term referring to a subject that has become so hard, so dense, and so difficult that you think to yourself: "how am I ever going to get out of here?"

The discourse on quasi-positivistic Nietzschian existentialism has lately become a veritable German forest.

by Jadjad January 06, 2013

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