Windows 2000

See satan

Satan will come in 2000. It’s form: Microsoft’s new operating system, WINDOWS 2000

by DictionaryOfficial January 20, 2019

Death Race 2000

Death Race 2000 is a 1975 film about killing people with cars. The more people you kill, the more points you get.

“Hey you see that kid over there? Lets Death Race 2000 him”

by anonymous May 3, 2022

2000 mules

A reference to the mules given out to the slaves freed at the end of the civil war along with the 30 acres of land per slave. Used by opponents of reparations' for African Americans in the U.S.A.

Bob:

Come on man how can you not support reoperations you racist! My people deserve something for slavery!

Chris:
2000 mules lol

Bob:
Really man?

by Bill_Whitney May 15, 2022

Allen#2000

Someone that likes to watch anime 24/7, and hates video games.

An Allen#2000 is someone that watches anime and hates video games. He is also mean to his friends on texting apps.

by Smalltimetripod January 31, 2021

The late 2000's

The period that started all of your problems.

I was exposed to porn as a teen in the late 2000's and now I'm on probation for sexual harassment

by Chevyman95 November 5, 2024

2000 years ago

I mean, it would be more suspicious if the aliens contacted us 2000 years ago, BUT ONLY THE JEWS, and then stopped talking to people altogether but hey...

Hym "Yeah, so, MAYBE they are supposed to be an armada and they are trying to invade use but because of how faster than light travel works they are all arriving at different times. Like they are taking off factions of seconds apart but because of some kind of time dilation or distortion caused by faster than light travel over large distances they are arriving years apart, right? And they get here and they're like 'what the fuck bro, were is everybody?' So they just turn around and leave. Now, I know what you're thinking... 'Why would they not test it first?' Right? But if they did it would likey be with one ship at a time. Right so you have videos of 3 of the UFOs linking up and they all 'Hey dawg, like, where the hell is everybody? What do we do?' And gleepglorp is like 'Uuuuuuuh shit, I donno man.... I'm not getting anybody on coms... Let's... Let's just get out of here man.' But they still haven't realized that the time distortion is happening so they go back and it's like 2000 years ago on their planet and they all get stabbed to death and cannibalized by their own ancestors like a reverse grandfather paradox or something."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2024

2000s style shit

Basically the same thing as a 90s shit; but done with nostalgia for the 2000s as opposed the 90s. No phone use allowed. When taking a 2000s shit, one is generally aiming to go fast and not take their phone out.

I’m trying to take a 2000s style shit. I’ve been losing too much time to my phone in bathrooms lately.

by UrbDic_Sucks December 14, 2024