Johnny 2x4's best buddy.
Johnny:Tell a funny joke!
Plank:...............
Johnny:HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one buddy!
Plank:...............
Plank:...............
Johnny:HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one buddy!
Plank:...............
by KawaiiAnime November 27, 2003
Get the plank mug.A word that is very versatile. Verb, noun, adjective. In its true form, a ponk is a situation that is of unfathomable hilarity (also known as "lolz"). There may also be a delicious twist of irony that accompanies the event (or may accompany the description of an event). The act of ponking is universal and may be related to "pwning" or "owning." If Ashton Kutcher were to make a new television show, it would be called "Ponked."
Ponking or the event of a ponk often results in a significant amount of QQing or TTing. A ponk is often the consequence of a GG.
Conjugated and various forms include: ponked, ponkyed, ponky, ponking, ponks, ponkage
Ponking or the event of a ponk often results in a significant amount of QQing or TTing. A ponk is often the consequence of a GG.
Conjugated and various forms include: ponked, ponkyed, ponky, ponking, ponks, ponkage
As a noun,
Me: Remember when we were about to sign a lease to that house?
You: Then some bitches signed in front of us? Yeah.
Me: What a ponk.
As a verb,
Me: Dude, remember that crazy landlord?
You: Yeah we are about to ponk the shit out of her.
Me: That's what she gets for getting us to try to sign a lease without seeing a house.
As a an adjective,
Me: That house over there is very ponky.
You: Seriously.
Me: Remember when we were about to sign a lease to that house?
You: Then some bitches signed in front of us? Yeah.
Me: What a ponk.
As a verb,
Me: Dude, remember that crazy landlord?
You: Yeah we are about to ponk the shit out of her.
Me: That's what she gets for getting us to try to sign a lease without seeing a house.
As a an adjective,
Me: That house over there is very ponky.
You: Seriously.
by DewDew54 February 22, 2010
Get the ponk mug.Related Words
plonk
• {PLONK}
• Plonk Boots
• Plonk On
• Plonk Wash
• plonk za pony
• Plinky Plonk
• AC Plonk
• fat plonk
• Pk-plonk
A slang term for a bed or place of slumber (typically used for only one night). Oftentimes, refers to a spare bed or couch that can be used to crash overnight, yet the definition allows for any sleeping place (ex. mat, floor, extra lawn chair, etc.).
Friend One: "Bro I'm coming back to Toronto for a night, can a mandem bless me a plank?"
Friend Two: "Ahh don't worry fam, I just got a spare bed"
Friend Two: "Ahh don't worry fam, I just got a spare bed"
by tits4toby August 19, 2017
Get the plank mug.A falling piece of turd. This Ancient word was purportedly used by gods before the human race began. Plunk is the sound made by a turd falling in the toilet
by PlunkMaster March 3, 2019
Get the Plunk mug.by WavyCrip May 31, 2019
Get the 52 Plank mug.A catchall exclamation, generally used when you have just caused something to explode or be launched in an unconventional manner.
1) player 1: (as he owns player 2 with a gravity hammer) PONK!!!
2) Jefferey: (as he punts a small dog) PONK!!!
2) Jefferey: (as he punts a small dog) PONK!!!
by Punt stuff September 8, 2009
Get the PONK mug.to snort cocaine or ingest another substance but snorting/licking it off of a man's erect penis (also called "walking the frank" since frank is colloquial for penis and can at the same time be a man's name)
Jaznisha was dared to walk the plank, and after, Frank was equally satisfied and laughed at her powdery white mustache.
by PirateCaptainMorgan August 6, 2011
Get the Walk the plank mug.