Serious Maged

when someone is being inappropriately serious in a otherwise non serious situation, so seriously they threaten violence and serious threats. They often view the internet as very SRYS BUISNSS, and take offense when you are being not school serious on the interwebs. They enjoy taking to a crowd of people that are on the same level of Magedy Seriousness, how often rare that is. Their favorite pastimes are checking Wikipedia for VAGRANTS AND HOOLIGANS as well. Your resistance makes their penis harder.

Man, that dude was a serious maged. Look at the way he pulled that knife on Carlos SpicyWeiner for telling that racist joke. He's a Danger to society, and he's dun goofed!

God I cannot Believe Carlos SpicyWeiner's Girlfriend, she ruined his vacation with all that drama she created with the seriousness. The monthly floodgates must have broken and the red river must be aflowing like the mississipah. i hope this drama doesnt affect this weekend, this maged isnt gonna blow up my fun.

A Maged is a latin slang term for killjoy, so in technicallity its a Serious Killjoy

by HeadMaster Bater July 27, 2010

The Goddess Mage

This is a goddess, she's very important to this planet. She's so awesome. Pray to her, and a reward shall be offered. She hears the good and bad. She definitely won't punish you for the bad :)

We all love her.

The goddess Mage is really important to this planet.

I pray the The Goddess Mage

by The goddess Mage's follower August 13, 2021

Magee

A guy with an above average penis and is way better at fantasy baseball than his gay lover jerk

Who didn’t blow their load in the first half of the fantasy baseball season last year? I think it was Magee

by Dirkness41 June 1, 2020

Angry/horny srs mage

A wannabe occultist, typically male or male identifying, that's angry because they are sexually repressed due to their maladjusted personality and their magick no longer works well.

Man, that Korbin is an angry/horny srs mage! He should have a spa day.

by Veroxi September 11, 2021

Void Mage

Void Mage its a person who loves the void,and loves to kill people to get their souls and make them into undead slaves,he also respects a lot good sleep schedules.

Diane:I want to stay but im diying to get some sleep.

Void Mage:Go to get some sleep u bastard!

by JackalDesert November 24, 2021

Holden Magee

Probably the biggest douche you’ll ever meet. He thinks he’s so good at everything when in reality he’s just ok at everything. He’s terrible with girls and isn’t even attractive. If you meet one. Get him out of your life ASAP

Lisa: I hate all guys
Katie: Guys like Holden Magee suck.

Aubrey: He should go suck an ear

by fuckass420 November 27, 2018

Mage hatef hasti?

If someone does the same thing for several times we use “mage hatef hasti”

After eating Kabab Mahali for 4 weeks:
A: what do u want for lunch?
B: Kabab Mahali!
A: Mage Hatef Hasti????

by Yousefi mashhourz April 21, 2019