Frankenstein's Waffle

a really ugly dick

I was unzipping his pants, and then Frankenstein's Waffle popped out!

by blondemunchkin April 20, 2016

Belgian Waffle Stomp

When you shit on someone’s mouth with their teeth closed and stomp it through their teeth.

That kid Bradley pissed me off, so I gave him a Belgian Waffle Stomp.

by Loganno January 14, 2019

Flipping waffles

Basically this means an individual is completely wrong/ not enough information is known about a situation but continues to argue about the topic. Usually in a exaggerated and dramatic way. Public or private no-place is safe from these assholes.

“ I can’t believe your baby momma brought her mom to hand off screaming in your face again! Bitch be flipping waffles. “

by PlznoBS92 July 17, 2021

Uncooked waffle fry

An insult of the highest degree.
Calling someone a weirdly cut piece of potato that is unworthy of being cooked.

Elias you are an uncooked waffle fry.

by Jackal:) March 31, 2023

Waffled-egg-syrup scabadoosh

This is an idiom that you say instead of using bad words when you are in front of kids.

This is a complete Waffled-egg-syrup scabadoosh!

by Aphi_losopher January 19, 2022

waffle

Talker (singular waffle or waffel)
A blabberer. They talk too much and are never conscious of when to stop ranting. If you are a waffle, this is a trait everyone recognises you for. You are also very sweet, but tend to drive people away by seeming overenthusiastic and too keen.

That waffle waffles on too much.

by SoberB*tch February 13, 2025

Medium Waffle

When you stick a square shaped waffle in between your ass cheeks and squeeze.

Hey Bill, I’m going to medium waffle tonight, wanna come along?

by Annnanaaa April 21, 2018