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Toe faced bitch

When a ugly bitches face and head is shaped like a big toe.

An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.

Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
"Toe faced bitch" used by 2 redneck meth heads conversing:

Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?

What ugly woman, where she at?

That toe faced bitch right there!

Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.

My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!

It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm

Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...

But what if I'm drunk?

You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
by Bigwhiteniggawhuhh April 29, 2023
mugGet the Toe faced bitchmug.

toe potatos

Accumulated skin and dirt particles found between the toes.
"the nurse had to wash my toe potatos because I haven't been able to reach my feet in the shower for months"
by redleftie January 12, 2016
mugGet the toe potatosmug.

toe-nine

the action where a female and male use their feet/toes to pleasure each-other at the same time in a 69 type of position.
"me and gary toe-nined last night, it was the best experience of my life.. his big toe was the best”
by scarlette d May 30, 2025
mugGet the toe-ninemug.

toe savvington

A savvington made with your foot. It is always positive because you can’t shoot an upside down toe savvington.
May all your savvingtons be toe savvingtons
by Milford Blanchester December 21, 2024
mugGet the toe savvingtonmug.

Toe jizzle

slang for Toe Jackson, usually used on the west coast mainly in the Long beach neighborhood.
yo whats good Toe jizzle. Aye cuz, where Toe Jizzle at?
by snipes4 March 30, 2022
mugGet the Toe jizzlemug.

Toe

Other than the fact Toe likes to drink piss, they are a good person. They love to punch nazis and help their friends. An absolutely lovely person.
Toe stop telling Leggy they're short, they're super tall.
by TwixIsScreaming March 15, 2021
mugGet the Toemug.

Toes

Oh damn, those toes are delicious.
by LuceXV February 3, 2021
mugGet the Toesmug.

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