Donkey Dropped

Slang used to describe a one-sided competition.

My team got donkey dropped in the game last night.

by 0828291209drbswbhab November 3, 2016

Donkey Dildo

Something that sucks so abysmally bad that there really isn't any other way to describe just how large of a fuckup the situation is.

> unfathomable turmoil currently present
"This situation sucks donkey dildo!"
> ranked teammates tank the entire team for being generationally washed
"My lobby sucks donkey dildo!"
> raining outside, no coat, cold as fuck, windy
"This weather right now sucks donkey balls!"

by Tbblobnoern November 22, 2025

liquor donkey

A member of a rowdy group of adolescents in the San Francisco Bay Area who enjoy boozing at graduation parties and family events despite not having any relation to the owners of the home.

Son: Ah shit dad did you invite those liquor donkey boys.
Dad: nope but we gotta hide the hard shit now.

by Yungchiefswag July 30, 2017

White Donkey Clean

My white donkey clean, this is actually Swedish slang referring to the act of getting head. The term originated in West Sweden is the early 00’s with the majority of the population being predominantly white, alongside being ‘hung’ like a donkey. The ‘clean’ side comes from the act of being sucked clean. Natural banter between young Swedish boys,

“I went round to Freja’s house now my White Donkey Clean bro!“

by probablynotwindenwise November 22, 2021

Don't Be A Donkey

"The absolute talk show" podcast coined the phrase, "Don't be a donkey" meaning "don't be a jackass.

Trent was being mean about my weekend events and i replied, "don't be a donkey!"

by The absolute talk show podcast April 16, 2025

donkey dick

A type of summer sausage stuffed in a large red fiberous casing often eaten by redneck males at construction sites or while fishing. It can usually be purchased at gas stations. Tip-Top brand from Taylor, Texas is a prime example.

Hey Bubba, pass me some of that donkey dick and cheese.

by CommonClone June 24, 2018

Donkey Kong

The term Donkey Kong means letting a large animal fuck you up the ass until they have a massive cumshot, which most of the time ends up killing the person.

Yo dude did you hear about that guy who got DONKEY KONGED by a horse on the news

by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025