A wank dominated by a frantic nerd.
The combination of the 'wiggling' of the knees and excessive shoulder movement (up and down in most cases), no wrist action.
Often done before, during and after any event including wank, funerals and general social activities.
The combination of the 'wiggling' of the knees and excessive shoulder movement (up and down in most cases), no wrist action.
Often done before, during and after any event including wank, funerals and general social activities.
by Domi-Knows September 07, 2009
When your name is Sean and you go to Dunstable Downs and get wanked off under a tree and cant finish
by S Penny August 17, 2022
Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).
Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.
Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.
Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.
What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.
Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.
What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
by Some mate1 January 26, 2020
A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.
guy 1: Did you hear the news
guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning
guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank
guy 2 : totally man
guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning
guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank
guy 2 : totally man
by Broham May 30, 2019
When you make your bird bend over and spread her arse cheeks so you can have a wank while looking at her holes
by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019
wanking whilst spinning in a circle. a swegway can also be used to accomplish this task. gender doesn't matter this is fun for the whole family
by i love the EDL September 02, 2017
Any type of boring repetitive music mainly played in shops, shopping malls and lifts. Jingle Wank can be found in any music genre but is primarily all jazz.
Let's all go to Ronnie Scott's on Saturday night, I hear there's a jazz extravaganza, I do love a bit of jingle wank.
by Corva March 09, 2019