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Hurt Monkey

The general sense of dejection and disappointment that follows failure, or

A dejected and defeated person.
Don't get all hurt monkey on us.

Danny has been nonstop hurt monkey since Lindsey turned him down.
by kevin12dr January 15, 2011
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monkey basket

1. A ball sack

2. A home for crazy people

3. A basket full of monkeys
1. "Dude, I can't believe your balls fit in your monkey basket!"

2. " I just heard that Donny was being taken to the monkey basket for raping a pineapple."

3. " And there it was, a monkey basket on my front porch."
by Will Rothperson November 26, 2007
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Monkey Ice

The ice formed on or in an open freezer from humidity in the air. Commonly seen on open-top supermarket chest freezers.
Woah, thats some serious Monkey Ice in the freezer!
by phpdevguy April 26, 2008
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monkey baws

a useless person/cunt. no use to any body.
i ask him to finish the job but he didn't. fuckin monkey baws.

hey you monkey baws your about as helpfull as a bag o shite.
by markwalls July 20, 2011
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monkey food

Cocaine. Refers to the experiment where Monkeys were given a choice between actual food or cocaine. Turns out the Monkeys always chose the cocaine. In another experiment, Monkeys could push a button and receive cocaine. The monkeys would repeatedly push the button for more cocaine "Monkey Food".
Gimme more monkey food! Are you monkeying around tonight? Where is Monkey Boy? Got Monkey Food?
by Mike B White January 22, 2007
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Chuckle Monkey

A person so stupid that he is always laughing.
Chuck: That Tommy is so dumb.
Larry: Yeah he is a real Chuckle Monkey.
by james mackelroy January 31, 2009
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monkey-with-a-shotgun

Someone who isn't qualified to make life or death decisions, but is still entrusted with the power to do so.

Plural: "monkeys-with-shotguns"
If humans gave up our willingness to speak with one-another, we'd be no better than monkeys-with-shotguns.

The incompetent judge who sentenced that infant to life in prison was such a monkey-with-a-shotgun
by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 11, 2018
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