hot log

a turd with a bun, often served with mustard, ketchup,and relish, served from a "Hot Dog Stand" by a greasy fat guy, usually on street corners in New York or Chicago.

That was an awesome touchdown! lets go get some hot logs.

by nommachine November 28, 2010

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hot eye

The act of throwing boiling hot water in someones face

1. She was peeking into my kitchen window so I hot eye'd her

2. I always keep a pot of water boiling on the stove in case I need to hot eye a door to door salesman

by orthonovum September 12, 2011

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hot cowboy

when a person takes a cowboy hat, farts in it, then places it over the face of another person.

My friend gave me a hot cowboy because I was being a dumbass.

by t bizzle November 30, 2004

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Hot Blatchley

When a guy is taking it doggy style, and partner blows his load in his asshole. Then the feces and cum is extracted from the anus by a hand and fed to one or more goats.

Tom: So how was your date last night?
Chris: It was great! He even let me finish him off with a Hot Blatchley.

by Chris The One - lulz April 18, 2010

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Hot Mustard

The combined acts of urinating and ejaculating simultaneously.

I blew hot mustard all over her white shirt while climaxing from the hand job I just received. Needless to say, the shirt (and my relationship with this woman) was ruined.

by Super Sexy Italian Guy Steve August 1, 2010

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Hot Guy

A guy that is not very hot but Gianna is very attracted to him. Gianna is too scared to say hi to him so she typically has her friends talk to him for her.

“Gianna likes you, you must be hot guy.”

by The True Becky May 25, 2019

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