dad hugs

A phrase your girlfriend will use when 17 Nigerian men are having sex with your girlfriend.

He gives me such good dad hugs! I got great sleep after this!

by Udictions February 3, 2025

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day

October 6

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex

by Thatssmattmubch October 3, 2023

Mean Dad

He’s 6 foot tall, has an English degree, runs car dealerships, and wears glasses. He’s usually fun and cute but sometimes he goes to the family pool and doesn’t invite his family. He’s just a mean dad.

That Mike guy is a mean dad.

by Lady Pern June 12, 2022

Dad

Gone.

99% of children that dad's leave are boys.

Child: mama where is dad?
Mother: He went to the milk Bar
Child: he's not coming back

by LostOrphan August 6, 2019

polo dad

an expression that describes wealthy and elite (often european) entrepreneur dads. Typical for them ist to play golf, wear polo ralph lauren constantly, driving a range rover and spoling their daughters.

1. " Look, she has such a polo dad! "
2. "Yesterday, I went golfing with my babe and her rich ass polo dad."

by yung balsamico June 20, 2020

Kyles Dad

This is something that is not real. It's left when Kyle was 2.

"Hey whats something thats fake"
"What"
"Kyles Dad"

by BOFA Research FoundationTM October 3, 2018

Dad

The person that's still buying milk

Kid: Hey mum, where's dad?

Mother: Buying milk

by imtheasexualone November 26, 2022