pull a jared

Saying you're going to do one thing, but go to jail instead.

Don't pull a Jared.

by #momproblems August 23, 2015

Pulling a Virgil

Being the artistic director of Louis Vuitton and CEO of "Off-White" and donating the whopping sum of $50 to support the Black Lives Matter movement.

This may also be referred to as "Activism".

For reference, this amounts to nearly half a pair of "Off-White" branded socks.

"Hey, I hope you're using you're platform and influence to help facilitate much needed change!"

"Of course, I wouldn't want to be pulling a Virgil!"

by twentytwenty June 1, 2020

Pulling a Carson

Pulling a Carson can be one of these things

-Getting concussed
-Taking a massive poop
-Getting stabbed in the head with a pen
-Hurting your back

On no I just Pulled a Caron in my

pants.
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Pulling a Carson can be one of these things

-Getting concussed
-Taking a massive poop
-Getting stabbed in the head with a pen
-Hurting your back

by UrMomsFav September 20, 2021

Pulling a Caid

When someone does something so god damn stupid you have to question if they have a mental disability.

Holy shit how jeff so dumb, he was pulling a Caid!

by Swagnikka April 16, 2020

Short Pulling

Wanking on a floppy, limp, flaccid penis.

I was short pulling last night. Never could get it up.

She was short pulling after I nutted.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Pulling a Jay

to pull your dick out and start urinating at any random time, not caring who is around or where you are.

"my friend and i were just standing around and all of a sudden he whipped it out and started pissing" also known as "pulling a Jay"

by death_dealer2011 February 6, 2010

Pulling a Lemres

Dropping a thicc steamy chicken tendy on the GWOUND and slurping it up.

"Dude Em was Pulling a Lemres when he ordered his HypeSauce™ G-Fuel, ready to consume."

by SuperBroDeez February 10, 2021