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Butter Penis

A human being that possesses all of the necessary qualities of an attractive female with the exception of a penis.
Similar to the well known Butter Face, only with the penis being the exception.
Everything on Lady Gaga looks good, but her penis.

That's not a hot chick, that's a butter penis hermy.
by NoPeenPls September 16, 2009
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penis paste

I busted my penis paste all in her face!!
by nccountryboy August 11, 2010
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penis mongor

A man who is pre-occupied to talk about anything else but the penis
A person whose face looks like a penis, and therefore subject to much ridicule
A person who collect penis's, and has a book about penis sizes
The other definition you will find out once you are fucked up, which is the truest definition
Ethan is a fuckin penis mongor
I know he always talks about the penis
Dude he has a book on penis's too
what a penis mongor

O Shit that dude is a fucking penis mongor (only allowed when fucked up)

Fuck you u penis mongor u
by Masturbate March 10, 2008
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Blanket Penis

When the foreskin of the penis is larger than the actual penis itself.
by KHELEY March 28, 2009
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Scandinavian Penis

On average, the largest kind of penis in the world, coming ahead of even the almighty black penis
"OMG, Shayla, last night, I had a Scandinavian Penis inside me!"
"LOL, is that why you're limping?"
"Yeah, but it was worth it!"
by Lilac de Nubia October 31, 2013
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Penis Inbetweenus

1) Aggressive punitive Act of sneaking into your own home, catching someone else fucking your wife/girlfriend, popping a Viagra, slamming a bottle of Jack Daniels, and then forcibly sodomizing him up the ass while he is still inside your lady. That man becomes the Penis Inbetweenus.

2) Urban dictionary editors who reject your submitted definitions!
Does Urban Dictionary editor's who reject definitions, creating rift between author and audience, can be a real Penis Inbetweenus...
by Mjolnir12982 February 28, 2018
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Penis kiss

When u gently take someone's dick and Kiss it.
you have the Italian penis Kiss , What contains licking and kissing.
you have the German penis Kiss , What contains soft biting and kissing.
Flo: Omg Liza german penis Kissed me last night!
Magic: Damnnn really :'o Niceee!
by Magic Melina July 4, 2016
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