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Let’s just be friends 

A phrase that is commonly misunderstood by the nice guys. It means exactly what it says, but just incase you don’t understand I’ll dumb it down for you:
The girl who says this isn’t interested, not because she wants to be with an asshole but because she genuinely isn’t interested in you.

An example of such an interaction using this phrase:
Nice guy: m’lady, I am in love with you.

Girl: sorry, let’s just be friends

Nice guy: fine then, go for another man who will beat and abuse you, I can’t wait until you come back to me all beaten and bloody, cos that’s what other men will do to you. I would never do anything to hurt you if you said yes.

Let's just be friends 

Get the god damn hint. She/He doesn't like you back so stop being an asshole wondering if it means anything else. You both will most likely drift apart after these words are said to you, in rare cases, this can work out and you can still be friends.
Let's just be friends, and don't be a "Nice guy" and say I'm going to go get abused.

Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

You normally say this when you're running out of things to say or saw this happen. Use this word sparingly, it could get boring very quickly. If you ever get a chance to use this word, sent it to somebody without context.
You: Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

Your friend: LMAO WHAT

Did you just fart? Eww it smells like ass....

When you cant hold it in anymore, and you just let it out. Maybe blame it on the rather short guy or the tallest guy
Did you just fart? Eww it smells like ass.... Why are you blaming it on me I did not fart you dumbass!

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All of the definitions on urban dictionary were written by people just like you now is your chance to add your own

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! 

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!