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cunt frappuccino

When you deposit a beefy load into her box, and continue to pump until the gape becomes frothy and refreshing.
She said she was thirsty, so I made her a cunt frappuccino.
by Nick Stroup September 18, 2006
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Stunt Cunt

Noun. (1) A back-stabbing cunt who plays games in an effort to intentionally make you look bad to someone of importance to you; i.e., your boss, friend, et cetera.
(2) A person who pulls stunts for the sake of causing trouble; most generally to make someone look bad and to make them look good for their own personal gain.
Jen: "Mindy was again talking trash about you in the building."

Audra: "What a Stunt Cunt! She so wants me fired."
by Victim 1029 October 1, 2006
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cunt liver

blood clots that fall out of the vagina after sex..
Damn bitch, you just got cunt liver on my leg!
by jesseka49 August 15, 2006
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Whores Cunt

This is the big gun. It's for when a chic is beyond a cunt. Not only is she a cunt, but she's a Whore's Cunt. For she is the dirtiest of all the cunts in the world!
You're a whores cunt you know that!

You know what, only a true whores cunt would do something like that.

I WAS going to call you a cunt, but that would be too nice, no...your worse than that, you are true WHORES CUNT! You fucking CUNT!
by F.O.O.C.H January 2, 2009
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cunt eyed

(anachronism, orig spelled Cundai but pronounced Cunt eye) prop n. Formerly a Korean automobile manufacturer whose name was surreptitiously changed to "Hundai" following American marketing consultants' recommendations to the then auto maker's board of directors that this name in America had phonetically potentially socially embarrassing implications . circa 1990

cunt eyed (slang-derogatory)-adj- descriptive of or about low quality after market vehicular accoutrements ironically whose sole intent is to deceive others into thinking that some how against reason a four banger rice burner might tacitly be able to blow your doors off! This word is increasingly being heard on the fringe of previously thought to be impenetrable Anglo communities who are now suffering the throes of ethnic creep from poorly educated Asians of low stature and high emotional volatility.
A Triton V-8 packed white Ford F150 XLT yawned as a cunt eyed late model Prelude overflowing with shaved-headed Asian male teenagers languished up to the red light.
by Dusty Blue May 23, 2008
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Cunt Farmer

One who is known for trolling clubs and other hot spots in search of sexual conquests, and is more often than not successful.
man, jay is such a cunt farmer. i saw him get 5 numbers in one night.
by specksy November 28, 2010
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Cunt Messburger

Cunt "Woody" Messburger (pronounced /ˈmessbɜrɡər/; born May 26, 1939) is an American dorkcaster for the ESPN and ABC television networks. Formerly with CBS Sports and one of the original dorks of their boring program The NFL Today, Messburger has covered NBA, MLB, NCAA college Football and basketball games. Messburger has also served as a studio dork for games, a play by play dork, and halftime dork. He has also performed post game wrap up dork segments and covered championship trophy dork presentations.

POSTED: 10:58 am PDT September 19, 2005
UPDATED: 11:21 am PDT September 19, 2005

LINCOLN, Neb. -- An ABC dorkcaster was ticketed by Lincoln police after Saturday's Nebraska football game.
Play-by-play dorkster Cunt Messburger had just finished calling the Huskers' game against Pittsburgh when he was cited near Memorial Stadium. Lincoln police said he was cited for consuming alcohol in public and having an open container in his car. At 6:10 p.m., Messburger was riding down Ninth Street in a rental car after the game headed toward a crosswalk near Ninth and T streets. A viewer of Nebraska television station KETV said a Lincoln police officer directing traffic stopped the car Messburger was riding in to let fans exiting the stadium get through the crosswalk. If he chooses not to contest it in court, his citation for consuming alcohol in public and having an open container of alcohol in a vehicle comes with a fine of $144.
Why would anyone hire that dork, Cunt Messburger?
by Jimbo Creamer July 27, 2010
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