1. To go fishing inside a cunt. The best bait to use is turgid worms of various sizes (but you personally only have one size, unless you're yet to finish puberty, then you might have different sizes at different times, but only one size at one time).

2. A fish that lives in a cunt. These are mostly seen in women of the Amazon basin, and are similar to piranhas, but they don't eat the person whose cunt they reside in. Their food of choice is turgid worms. Men of the Amazon basin have the highest incidence of stump cock in the world.

1. Person A: Dude, you wanna go and paint my house for me?
Person B: No thanks, dude, I choose to go and cunt fish.

2. Sir David Attenborough: The cunt fish is native to women of the Amazon basin, noted for its sharp teeth, scaly appearance, and French accent.

cunt fish by Wonaldo April 18, 2008

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cunt master

someone who has total control over all cunts.

In our town Jamie was the cunt master. I wish I was the cunt master.

cunt master by konrad and christian April 26, 2006

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cunt cheese

A nasty, smelly, substance that gathers inside of an unclean vagina.

"That cunt cheese smells like shit!"

"That cunt cheese smells like shit!"

"Look at that cum rag cunt cheese bitch"

"Damn that cottage cheese thighs bitch must have some major cunt cheese"

cunt cheese by Jojo's June 1, 2007

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cunt cheese

Every young lad must venture out on a journey to find himself in this world. On this journey he finds many things. One of these is the woman which he will take as his wife. While wondering young men will catch the scent of a womans vagina. This vile scent is actually the cunt cheese which resides within a womans cunt. As a mouse is drawn to limburger, so a mans penis is drawn to the cunt cheese. As a man eats/conquers the cunt cheese, he stakes his claim on her.

You can smell her cunt cheese from a mile away.

cunt cheese by Jbsmalls February 19, 2009

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