baked bread

Farting in a partner's vagina until she develops a yeast infection.

Jon really gave me a mean baked bread last night. It's like a loaf in there!

by BreadBakerNate December 1, 2014

gig bread

Money made from working.

Im making dat gig bread till 9. I'll call you when I get off

by buddabudda___ December 29, 2014

Wiener Bread

When a man has sex with a woman that has a yeast infection.

I had sex with my girlfriend that had a yeast infection and now I have the Wiener bread.

by Úlfgangur the Salty August 21, 2014

tomorrows bread

freshest of the fresh

OOOOWEEEEE after that fresh cut I feel like tomorrows bread

by TimE March 18, 2015

nude breach

An unfortunate event that has affected people across the world. When once a upon a time it was a fun and flirty way to add a spark to a relationship by sending nudes to each other; it is no longer considered safe. There was a series of events that led up to this state, which include but is not limited to:
Ex.
1.
Micheal: hey dude, your gf send you any nudes today??
Frank: Yeah man, she is totally bangin today! check it out!
Micheal: damn!! can you send that to me?
Frank: idk dude, i'll think about it
***Micheal and Frank get to school***
Micheal: bros, check out the nude Bianca sent Micheal this morning!
The guys all at once: Daaaaayuuumn!

2.
People who are skilled at programming have strategically managed to release to the public and/or their friends and family the nudes that every single female from every walk of life has ever sent, from A list celebrities to the thot next door.

The nude breach is really a loose-loose situation.

by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

Makin' bread

Self pleasing yourself AKA masturbation

John : hey Jimmy, watcha doing over there?

Jimmy : Makin' bread ;)

by nzninja99 April 12, 2015

bird bread

The first and last piece of bread in a loaf that no one likes

Bro through out that bird bread!

by Jharp44 December 12, 2015