Trump's law 

for every action you do, there is a tweet of yourself highlighting your hypocrisy.

Trump's law

>Dude, trump hired another globalist.

> Didn't he said that he was going to drain the swamp?

>Yeah he tweeted that.

Trump's law by juasjuasie June 3, 2017

Trump Change 

You think it's a lot of money, but trump think otherwise

Caleb: I just won $1000000
Trump: That's A really small loan... That's Trump change skrub

Trump Change by AutisticFish27 June 29, 2017

Trump shot 

When banging a SJW and are about to cum on her (hopefully on her face) you yell MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

I was banging this SJW type the other day and gave her the biggest trump shot

Trump shot by Don Julio the magic Juan August 2, 2017

Trump knuckle sandwich 

The only think that can defeat Chuck Norris.

Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..

Trump knuckle sandwich by Petesbeeps August 19, 2017

Trump knuckle sandwich 

The only think that can defeat Chuck Norris.

Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..

Trump knuckle sandwich by Petesbeeps August 19, 2017

Trump knuckle sandwich 

The only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris.

"Do your job or you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich !!!" the chief of staff for the administration yelled at the interns.

Trump knuckle sandwich by Petesbeeps August 20, 2017

Trump Ratio

The Trump Ratio is a ratio of 2.5 to 1. It is the result of dividing Mr. Trump's false statements (~500) by his days in office (~200), which equals 2.5.

Person 1: Hey, how is your new bike?
Person 2: It's great! It's silver and has 11 gears which use the Trump Ratio!
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Teacher: Can someone tell me the ratio of this graph?: ____________-------------------------- (Imagine a straight line from

the first point to the last one...)
Student: I know! It uses the Trump Ratio! A ratio of 2.5 to 1!

Trump Ratio by SV_15 September 4, 2017