TWAT

A twat is a Pregnant Goldfish

That girl looks like a twat! Stating she looks like a pregnant goldfish

by Litzoh February 15, 2019

knob twat

Knob Twat - someone who is a complete dick and cunt at the same time.

Can also be a fucking big Knob twat

See that guy over there? He is the biggest knob twat I’ve ever met.

by Cheekygirl69 September 10, 2018

Train set twat

A middle aged cretin who dwells in there attic playing with train sets To avoid interacting with the misses due to the underlying hatred of her driven by the fact she spends all his money on new shoes and cars to impress her boss so she can get filled in.

‘Hows that train set twat’ who cares get your cock out.

by Bneth September 11, 2018

Pikey Twat

Basically means white trash cunt.

Everyone in this city is a pikey twat.

by RaginRedBull September 12, 2018

Insta-twat

The person in the office who only talks about her cats Instagram page and is generally very distracting. She will also post on Instagram as her cats

Stop being an insta-twat I need to get some work done.

by 3001spike October 1, 2018

twat laugh

laughing at something for the sake of laughing

Someone talks
*Twat laughs*

by dsghfkjhsafhdsl October 4, 2018

twat garden

A hairy and unkempt vagina.

That Sarah has never shaved her pussy. She's got a real twat garden growing.

by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018