The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.

Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)

by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024

Linking spanky

Beating yo meat

“Bro we found kravitz linking spanky behind the bar last night “

by theb00tyconsumer February 19, 2024

moving spanky

Behaving very weirdly and shakey

Mans were in the Trizzy and that BK kid was moving spanky

by CPGLIZZY March 29, 2024

PP spanking

When a boy or man gets too sexual and his PP needs the spanking that will make him think before he does anything

Man 1: That man needs a PP spanking
Man 2: He does
3: What is that person doing to that guy?
4: That person is PP spanking him

by Bushfire199 June 25, 2024

Retroactive spanking

A spanking you give to your adult offspring after you find out something atrocious they did as a child.

Bobby jr. may be 40 now but he still needs a retroactive spanking for taking his papaws truck and trading it for Pokémon cards.

by 1Bigreg64 June 3, 2025

WANKY SPANKY

When you wake up and decide to spank the monkey until you wanky all over him!

Person 1: Hey, I woke up and had to spank the monkey!

Person 2: Bro, me toooo!

Person 1: It wankied everywhere, even in my mouth!
Person 2: YUMMY!
Person 2: Boi give me some of that!
Person 2: Can we WANKY SPANKY together tonight?

by wet_monkey696969 July 26, 2025

Clanker spanker

Someone who is romantically attracted to clankers or other mechanical things.

I know you like Star Wars, but why do you have to be a clanker spanker?

by SpeedyDrums October 3, 2025