poo zoo

A zoo for poo. I think that pretty much wraps it up.

Greg: Where are you going this weekend?
John: Taking the kids to the poo zoo.
Greg: ew

by I Animate June 18, 2021

Poo Station

Any where you can leave a dump, crap, go # 2.

The Poo Station is like going to the Crapper, take a dump, the John, the Toilet.

by tizzy1 September 28, 2008

Poo walker

someone who likes to go out on walks usually in fields to seek poos and cow patts to step in, sometimes they roll around in the poo.

"my name is izzy and i am a poo walker"
"bye guys i am going for a poo walk"

by Ellylou April 24, 2009

poo dump

absolutely rubbish terrible at something. hopless because he is so rubish

"oh my god chaos pwnage is poo dump with his sniper"

by jordan1592 January 13, 2009

poo hook

The act of inserting ones finger into the anus, or outer surrounding area and massaging until a sufficient amount of aroma exists on the digit. At this point, the finger is then surprisingly inserted into the corner of unsuspecting victim's mouth and with a sharp tug on the finger, it is "hooked" inside the recipient's mouth thus creating a "hook" effect.

Mike was being a pussy, so I had John distract him, got my finger ready and totally gave him a huge poo hook and told him to stop being such a douche.

by StuartMI November 4, 2008

Poo-Shnapts

A very bad smelling drink and/or liquid.

Holy crap! That ammonium sulfide smells like poo-shnapts!!!

by Snanilli September 26, 2005

Master-poo

-The lost art of simultaneously pounding out one's own ejaculate and feces into the same receptacle.

-The time-biding act of gratifying oneself while defecation occurs.

After Chauncey saw the sexy broad on his way to the bathroom, he knew the Sun-Times was not necessary as a master-poo was now in order.

by ShadesI January 26, 2011