barrel penis

A penis that is wider than it is long.

Lol. He's got 1 inch, but 2 inches in girth. That dude's goat a barrel penis!

by dudeman245 March 30, 2007

Scandinavian Penis

On average, the largest kind of penis in the world, coming ahead of even the almighty black penis

"OMG, Shayla, last night, I had a Scandinavian Penis inside me!"
"LOL, is that why you're limping?"
"Yeah, but it was worth it!"

by Lilac de Nubia October 31, 2013

penis corral

A woman's vagina that has become so large that it could contain more than one penis at once.

Friend: So, how was last night? You enjoy yourself?"

You: "Not so much. She had a penis corral so large I heard echos from thrusting."

by From Tennessee April 6, 2005

Penis Inbetweenus

1) Aggressive punitive Act of sneaking into your own home, catching someone else fucking your wife/girlfriend, popping a Viagra, slamming a bottle of Jack Daniels, and then forcibly sodomizing him up the ass while he is still inside your lady. That man becomes the Penis Inbetweenus.

2) Urban dictionary editors who reject your submitted definitions!

Does Urban Dictionary editor's who reject definitions, creating rift between author and audience, can be a real Penis Inbetweenus...

by Mjolnir12982 February 28, 2018

penis mongor

A man who is pre-occupied to talk about anything else but the penis
A person whose face looks like a penis, and therefore subject to much ridicule
A person who collect penis's, and has a book about penis sizes
The other definition you will find out once you are fucked up, which is the truest definition

Ethan is a fuckin penis mongor
I know he always talks about the penis
Dude he has a book on penis's too
what a penis mongor

O Shit that dude is a fucking penis mongor (only allowed when fucked up)

Fuck you u penis mongor u

by Masturbate March 10, 2008

penis paste

Organic Fluid also known as "Semen"

I busted my penis paste all in her face!!

by nccountryboy August 11, 2010

Luke's penis

That kid luke has a massive cock

hey britney did u see luke's penis it was huge.

by kids named luke penis December 24, 2020