Wank Material

Something and/or someone that can be used to enhance a person's masturbating experience. Common wank materials include vibrators and pornography.
The manager of the company led the two individuals, Joanna and Fredrick, to an interesting grey-walled room, filled with some sort of assorted materials, all different colours stacked neatly on different shelves. A television screen placed right at the back centre of it all, playing what seemed to be animated Not-Safe-For-Work (NSFW) content (see "hentai").
"What.. is all this stuff?" Joanna asked, gazing at the colour-assorted items in the room.
The manager put his fists on his hips, looked at the material and proudly exclaims, "These.. are just some examples of our range of wank material! We've got vibrators, lube, copies of famous pornography, you name it! Use it for any sexual desire you both may have~" He lowers his hands and looks at both Joanna and Fredrick with a smirk. "That is, if you both are in a relationship ready to take things further." The manager winks, leaving the two in a state of confusion and embarrassment.
by short_story_examples May 31, 2023
Get the Wank Material mug.

Test Wank

The act of checking the captain is awake after having a skin full. Usually in a pub toilet.
The good lady wife says I'm on a promise and I've had 8 gins. I'm off for a test wank
by Paul A Radcliffe May 23, 2023
Get the Test Wank mug.

crab wank

When one of the mandem decides to have a crafty one by lowering himself like a crab and starts the ritual of going ham on the hog, gripping his cock soo tightly it goes purple and tears the fuck out of his cheesy stinky foreskin
Yo bruv transnigger do u want to join me for a crab wank over some ass fucking Micheal fucking a 6 year old porn and then after platting a dirty ass hole then find Micheal the fucking spastic ass licking fucking cunt herion addict trans nigger bitch then deck the mother fucking four eyed blind homo faggot
Get the crab wank mug.

multi-wank

When you are trying to masturbate and your girlfriend, mom, sister, Aunt, etc. walks past and you have to quickly change the website.
Guy 1: Did you see the porn website I emailed you?

Guy2: No, I couldn't, my mom was home and I had to multi-wank, but I did it when she fell asleep.
by Tylah808 March 08, 2011
Get the multi-wank mug.

Wank nozzle

Wank nozzle, a term used as a synonym for ‘dick’ or ‘dickhead’.
Ugh that boy is such a wank nozzle
by PigmentedPlum June 10, 2021
Get the Wank nozzle mug.

Half wank

When you start to wank and intend to finish but get unexpextedly interupted during the act and are not able to finish your wank.
Frank was wanking of in his room but suddenly realized that he left the stove on. He went down to kitchen and put it out. In this process he forgot about the wanking and therefore only ended up with a half wank.
by Aviemore halb wixer March 10, 2018
Get the Half wank mug.

Wyatt Wank

When a male person is jacking off and their unnecessarily attractive mother comes in and finishes them off.
Wyatt was masturbating until his hot mom came in and performed the Wyatt Wank.
by _Hrob_ March 20, 2023
Get the Wyatt Wank mug.