hot cowboy

when a person takes a cowboy hat, farts in it, then places it over the face of another person.

My friend gave me a hot cowboy because I was being a dumbass.

by t bizzle November 30, 2004

hot eye

The act of throwing boiling hot water in someones face

1. She was peeking into my kitchen window so I hot eye'd her

2. I always keep a pot of water boiling on the stove in case I need to hot eye a door to door salesman

by orthonovum September 12, 2011

Hot Mustard

The combined acts of urinating and ejaculating simultaneously.

I blew hot mustard all over her white shirt while climaxing from the hand job I just received. Needless to say, the shirt (and my relationship with this woman) was ruined.

by Super Sexy Italian Guy Steve August 1, 2010

Hot Blatchley

When a guy is taking it doggy style, and partner blows his load in his asshole. Then the feces and cum is extracted from the anus by a hand and fed to one or more goats.

Tom: So how was your date last night?
Chris: It was great! He even let me finish him off with a Hot Blatchley.

by Chris The One - lulz April 18, 2010

Hot Pocketing

The act of engaging in juicy intercourse with a hot pocket. A viral trend of 2014

"Hot Pocketing"

A New Hampshire twitter user @VERSACEPOPTARTS became famous for fornicating with a warmed up hot pocket. He later posted this shaningan on the app Vine. He was later suspended from Vine and Twitter, he was also blocked by Hot Pockets official twitter page.

He was asked for his input, he responded.....
"You can suspend by Vine, but you can't change the fact that I fucked a hot pocket."

by ChronicPineapple March 13, 2014

Hot Dogging

When a man spoons with a female and lays his penis in between her ass-cheaks.

Think of it as an actual hot dog. The wiener is in between the bun. "Dude me and my girl went to go take a nap and we started Hot Dogging it. It was so comfortable!

by Duck boots and young sloots February 3, 2015

Hot Luntz

An act of the political media often confused with sexual perversion. It involves laying the audience down and shocking them into silence using the technique known as "The Big Lie." While the audience's ears are filled with partisan pap, spread cling wrap over their mouths and collectively fill their waiting maw with your own special branded and focus-grouped shit. Afterwards, finish the sex act in their shit-filled mouths and leave the audience with the unpleasant choice of either 1) swallowing and regurgitating the neoconservative crap shoved at them or 2) avoiding political discourse because the practice as become so shocking, violent, and unpalatable. (Sometimes confused with "Hot Lunch.")

Frank Luntz was just on television and talked about "the death tax." He basically took a Hot Luntz in the mouths of 99.5% of the American public.

Source: Frank Luntz, The Asshole of American Discourse

by BeAngryAtTheSun January 7, 2008