mom fuck

when a large hit in an american football game happens.

(sitting in a room watching the game with friends)
Everybody: OOOOOO.....OUCH

you: O man Mom Fuck!!

also can be used as "man he just got his mom fucked"

by bombtwan February 24, 2008

Your Mom

the chick I banged last night

When I banged your mom last night, the neighbors complained about the noise

by Raider Hater June 10, 2006

Your mom

The person I frequently have sex with

I have sex with your mom...

by God June 10, 2006

your mom

A phrase used randomly during conversations/arguments to attemt to divert the conversation, insult the person, or bring about laughter. This may be used as a part of a larger phrase or as an insult by itself. The usage bringing about laughter probably has its roots in making fun of people who would get seriously offended by this remark. Sometimes the mear mensioning of their mom would offend them.

Variations: Your Mother

"Your mom is a ugly spotted bloated cow."
"Your mom"
"That's what your mother said to me last night."
"Your mother's lipstick." (in response to a question related to one's crotch)
"You kiss yo mother with that mouth?"

by Keatonian January 24, 2004

Super Mom

A female child rearing enthusiast who goes over the top to ensure her child will become President of the United States. Usually seen feeding her children organic, fair trade, gluten free, GMO free foods. Often breast feeding a child until their teenage years in public. Usually posts updates on her child rearing experiences multiple times per day to social media. Often advocates for co-sleeping at the risk of loss of sex life. Uses child rearing to participate in a social pissing match aka keeping-up-with-the-joneses.

Person 1: That woman spends $500 a week at Whole Foods, posts incessantly about her kids as tho she has no life, and looks down at other moms for raising their children in a lesser way. The other day I saw her breast feeding a kid who could walk in Starbucks right out in the open without any cover. What's her problem?
Person 2: She's a super mom. Don't mess with her about her momming. She'll rip your head off.

by Johnny the Ass Hole May 23, 2018

vagina-mom

A woman in a lesbian relationship who is the actual birth-mother of the couple's child.

Woman #1: "Bye sweetie!"
Child: "Bye mom!"
Woman #2: "Bye honey!"
Child: "Bye mom!"

Bystander #1: "Wait, who was the second woman?!"
Bystander #2: "The kid's vagina-mom."

by tangybutnice August 24, 2009

man mom

mom that looks/sounds lik a man

or

two lesbian women and oune decides to be called a man mom instead of the child having a dad

i am a man mom!

by urmom.comohhhhhhhhhhhhh October 9, 2008