Light Blowy

A spit & rub

Since you haven't showered I'll just give you a light blowy.

by FabricFresh June 15, 2016

Statement Light

An overrated LED light, usually green, that is apparently only good looking on Midland weather radios.

"Look at that pretty statement light!"

by RammerSTi October 15, 2023

time light

light that can cause an effect into the past or future.

I was on the porch and time light was used in front of me.

by Kevinw05 September 3, 2022

Light bulb

very stupid funny and he will always be kind and fun he will always help you up when you fall and will be the best of friends to you

light bulb

by Toe sucker 5000 March 8, 2022

Trash Lighting

Trying to gaslight publicly on a large scale to take credit for accomplishments of others or fake diseases or other sob stories. Usually 'Trash Lighting' is used to get laid, make money through go-fundme, or get out of a good old fashion ass beating.

That Drew dude that I gave $300 to his go-fundme for cancer bills said he will pay me back when he gets his royalty payment from producing Kendrick Lamar's new album. Is he TRASH LIGHTING me?

by Captain Rockso March 9, 2025

Light Hook

A light hook is a person who attempts to save you from a relationship with a crazy bitch, but often fails.

Jake's like a light hook, don't go to him for relationship advice.

by kzth November 14, 2023

Got the red light

When your partner asks you to fuck, you say this referencing that you're currently on your period. Basically saying that they have to "stop" like a red light because it's that time of the month.

Partner 1: Let's fuck tonight.
Partner 2: Not tonight, gotta take a rain check. Got the red light, so stop asking.
Partner 1: Damn...

by ShaBBBaby April 27, 2017