Pls kill me

This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.

-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.

by SufferingBoi666 May 3, 2018

crispy kill

An awesome snipe or wreck in gaming or sports.

I just got such a crispy kill in Halo; he didn't stand a chance against my binary rifle ( Z-750 Special Application Sniper Rifle)

by WordSheep April 8, 2016

Kill All The Politicians

THAT is why they are doing it. Covid-19 is likely their plan for when they think the public has turned on them. This is them torturing a dissident after they shut down the country to save their own hides, did nothing to protect your kids, stole from me, collapsed the economy. They are not laughing at ME. They are laugh at YOU. Because you are completely powerless to stop them from doing ANYTHING. You can't sway them. Oh hey, look at that! 2 senators just got murdered in their own home... And their names are the same as my parents...

Hym "They responded to the wrong threat. They mounted a campaign to get the rape porn off the internet though didn't they? They shut down the site to stop me from spouting the Anti-Semitism didn't they? And then they CLEARLY colluded with the media to do this to ME didn't they? And here I sit as they try to erase me from history. 'Kill all the politicians' is why I'm sitting here. Not 'I'll murder your kids.' Not 'People are manufacturing the symptoms of schizophrenia around people.' They sat through hundreds of movies and shows about me but they did not lift a single finger to stop what is happening to me. And they won't lift a finger to stop it from happening to you."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

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Japan Has No Sexually Transmitted Infections Or Disease so Try To Kill, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak In The Bronx

Japan Has No Sexually Transmitted Infections Or Disease so Try To Kill, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak In The Bronx

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Curiosity killed the Lil John John

When someone wants to know about another buisness out of curiosity

Yeah i knew someone named icey he was real curious till he found out why Curiosity killed the Lil John John

by Just facts for the mind December 8, 2023

Sting-Kill

easy to use, and are individually wrapped for maximum portability and convenience

Sting-Kill swabs are so quick and easy to use, you might forget you even got stung. If the source of your pain and itch is a bee sting

by Wendysfg May 9, 2023

Kill me

Kill me is a phrase used usually in situations where the user is in a hard place or a tough time. he will usually use this word to tell someone that he hates what is going on and he feels sick, annoyed, frustrated etc.

So for the humorless people that think its a sign he might want to commit dying, it not, its just a way to describe your emotions of such situations.

Dude 1: hey, man we have a test today that's like 30% of our grade
Dude 2: yo, kill me, like why would our teacher to that to us??
teacher: fuck you kid, im here to ruin lives, get rekt ez gg

by Pussydetroyer101 October 22, 2020