Jonesin

What You Say When Your Telling People Your Leaving

"Alright Man, I'm Jonesin." (Alright man i'm leaving)
"Hey Man You Jonesin?" (hey man you leaving?)

by Stonerguy137 February 16, 2005

Janessa

Janessa is ugly loll

Janessa is ugly

by yuhhhurmom September 3, 2022

Jonesing

2. When one person slowly walks into another's space while they are walking together.
Named after Josh "Fetus" Jones.

"Quit Jonesing me, this is why I hate going to the mall with you."

by Monica Blackwell December 10, 2008

jonesing

a bowel movement

This coffees running right through me! I'm going jonesing!

by Monique Rioux February 15, 2009

Jonesed

when one has a task to do, or has an opportunity of some sort, but instead does nothing for no apparent reason, until it is too late. Normally due to the lack of drugs, or as a result of using crappy drugs.

1. I was supposed to go for that job interview today, but I fuckin jonesed on pornhub all day.

2. "Dude! you said you were gonna be there! what happened?" I don't know, after that joint I just jonesed for a while and went to sleep.

3. Fuck. I'm so jonesed. You got any?

by googalewski August 26, 2019

Jonesing

The act of browsing through a friend's personal belongings in order to find something to steal for one's own profit.

"Weston! Why are you jonesing through my desk? That's not your business"

by Mike PIan October 26, 2006

Jonesing

Making up an event , person or place to sound cool.Inevitably it ends up in ridicule and the event is then denied as "fabrication".

Some examples of Jonesing:

"I have a three year old daughter"

"I had sex with two girls in a washroom"

"I had sex with four girls in one night in sixteen positions"

by :FI:Skipper July 30, 2008