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Holyoke

Holyoke is the microscopic wart on the Northeast corner of the map of Colorado. Also could be considered Nebraska. The podunkest of podunk towns. Activities in town include snipe hunting, cow tipping, and tumbleweed racing.
Holyoke is podunk.
by Holyokite October 16, 2008
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Holydude

1. A spider for the squad Anti-Scrub, in Continuum.
2. The butt of every jr5 joke, ever.
1:jr5> Holydude> hi dudes
by Jerome May 28, 2004
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holyfuckshitwhore

A combination of expletives meant to be said in a time of panic, fear, or when pissed off.
"Holy" can be left off or included. Examples of both are below.
When the cars came inches from colliding, Jeff screamed "HOLYFUCKSHITWHORE!!!" before passing out.

When Jane dropped a Dr. Pepper can on her toe, she yelled "Fuckshitwhore!" and mumbled incoherently as she limped away.
by Pyretta Blaze June 11, 2006
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mount holyoke college

A highly respected womens' college in Western Massachusetts. The atmosphere can be quite depressing at times and the workload is oppressive. Much like a womens' prison, MHC is known to produce an unusual amount of lesbians and bisexuals. UMass males are generally considered as below standards, Hampshire boys don't bathe, and Amherst men snub their noses at...pretty much everyone. The only way for a MHC student to get a man is IMPORT!!
Me: Dude! You slept with her?! I thought you were straight!

Friend: Mount Holyoke College has no penis, I had to make do!
by StraightMoHo February 18, 2008
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Holyshit

In the beginning of time, there was one beginning shit. This shit was Holy shit, shit by none other than Michael Trumph himself.

This shit is holy shit, shit from the very ass of a god.
Dude, look at that pile of holyshit!
by Ryan foland October 18, 2008
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Holygodwtfness

Omg... I just saw a cat.
Holygodwtfness, it's a fucking moocow!
by Iambobert January 30, 2010
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Holyer

A certain name which represents someone who is a smooth talker with the ladies.
He is intelligent, genuine and honest.
Towards the lads he is known as a funny person.
Oh my i was talking to holyer the other day. He was so romantic.

I would love to know him.
by pipedown29 November 20, 2011
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