Tragic goals

When you go McDonald's for Valentines day

When you go on a date to McDonald's on Valentines day. It is Tragic goals

by Jand mazz February 14, 2017

tragic goals

It's when you go McDonald's on Valentine's day

Let's go maccies on Valentine's day. We are such tragic goals

by Jand mazz February 14, 2017

Tinder goals

Spotting an old tinder match in public and following up on it 3 years later then bonding over Harry Potter quotes

James Tinder? Oh he's tinder goals

by Tindergal February 14, 2017

Atlantic Gold Digger

A sexual act of on partner urinating in the other partner's anal. While the partner being penetrated is pooping.

Person 1:"I tried that Atlantic Gold Digger move last night."

Person 2:"total sick bro."

by KingXerxes February 24, 2017

real goals

real goals is to find a fuckbuddy

''ey did you tap his ass last night?''
''yup''
''that's real goals''

by cocksuckerlover69 February 25, 2017

Tennessee gold rush

When you and your woman get drunk,pass out and you piss the bed and roll her to your side of the bed. She wakes up thinking she done it.

Josh got so drink he gave Lisa the Tennessee gold rush.

by Mellonballar March 23, 2017

AFF GOALS

"AFF GOALS"is a expression used in conversations and texts to express there self by saying something or someone is cool,awesome, or great.

Mark:If I was the richest kid in the world that would be aff goals!
Tom:you know right

by Keishonlol May 28, 2017