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Fake Shot 

When you have a hole in your bullet proof vest ahead of time and pretend to be shot by a Japanese whaling vessel, as seen on Whale Wars.
Dude 1: Did you see that episode of Whale Wars when the captain got shot?

Dude 2: Yeah, that was hella fake. That fool was Fake Shot...He had a hole in his bullet proof vest, but no hole in his shirt.

Dude 1: Hells yeah. Homeboy thought he was Biggie Smalls.
Fake Shot by Smiggie Balls March 3, 2010
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Fake News 

The excuse for when others talk Shit about you that's true and you don't want people to know it so you call it fake even though it isn't because there's evidence, and you just don't want to take responsibility because you're a little bitch.
"I heard from tv that your hotel went out of business."

"No. That's fake news."

"Dude, they have clear evidence of it."

"No they don't. It's fake news."
Fake News by RTNightmare July 12, 2017

Fake depression 

it came from gacha. Theyre dumb and fucking idiots.

Me: hey dumbass gacha your video sucks you should fucking kill yourself. Go get a life
The gacha dumbass: Oh yea who do you think your talking to I already killed myself
Me: bruh then why are you still alive commenting and you used Gucci bracelets
The gacha dumbass: Uhh..
Me: Shut up . Your looking for attention are you, you dumbass fool you shitass faggot * shoots the gacha to death*

Fake depression means it's fake whenever they use Red bracelets on gacha that means they are fake depression
Fake depression by Glamrock Flame January 19, 2021

fake and gay 

An internet meme that started at RayWilliamJohnson who reviewed a video about a man dressed up as a woman who has won a contest. The man was then called out gay or lets say "fag" and the letters in "fag" describe "fake and gay".
Yo that girls a dude!

Yeah hes a fag(fake and gay).
fake and gay by lolmaolol August 31, 2010

fake goosie 

a fake gucci purse that people be portraying to be real
"I look over main i liked that gucci purse that gurl got on her shoulders, uh oh wait i look twice that was fake goosie."!!!

fakesgiving 

Fakesgiving the Obligatory family dinner with the people you would rather not spend the actual holiday with.
I'd love to go to the movies with you but I'm Having Fakesgiving with my Dad and his wife on Saturday.
fakesgiving by makeaplan November 18, 2018
Fake means your fking fake or drop pirate hats
Namoi Flea is Fake