Cream Filled Hershey Bar

When you fuck someone in the butt and it causes them to take a huge shit thats like a foot long and dark dark brown with cum on the inside of it.
I was banging my girl and i gave her a cream filled hershey bar.
by ajlfkjaflja May 18, 2007
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Cream cheesing her bagel

To shoot ones skeet skeet on a girls bum hole as the grand finale of a sexual adventure
Dan: Hey, did you have sex with that girl last night?
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!
by Encyclopedia Brentannica November 13, 2009
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rough tough cream puff

Catch phrase to that adorable little pink ball of wtf: KIRBY!
Any other definition is clearly ripping that off :)
"He's one rough tough cream puff" - Kirby's Adventure commercial
by equality4men March 24, 2014
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Salty Ice Cream Scooper

Any man or woman who consumes sperm left over for more than 2 days. Usually the sperm comes in flavors due to the donors taking sperm flavor tablets.
Luke totally is a Salty Ice Cream Scooper. He only eats Aaron's though.
by Corey Miller September 21, 2007
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sloppy schoeb steamer cream

When a man spits and shits on a girls vagina then mixes them together for a lubricant. It is also known to heal minor herpes outbreaks.
If you're worried that girl has the herp, give her some sloppy schoeb steamer cream.
by badhatter88 October 11, 2011
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vodka whip cream vodka

drinking game in which participants take a shot of vodka, fill there mouths with whip cream then take another shot of whip cream. Before taking each shot the player must yell vodka and must yell whip cream before filling his or her mouth with whip cream. The extreme drunkenness that is a result of this game is referred to as being creamed. This game will always end in wonderful mistakes.
It should be noted the earlier more hardcore players would drink vodka straight from the bottle each time and usually do about 3 shots worth per chug, this method was quickly deemed to awesome and outlawed
wow i got so creamed last night from playing vodka whip cream vodka.
by whitelightning. April 07, 2011
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gulf shores cream pie

When you eat a girl out after you dumped your load inside of her.
Dude, I gave that girl a gulf shores cream pie.
by cornbread5000 March 12, 2014
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