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25o.clock_

Someone who has an insanely large penis and is very tall. They have an amazing boyfriend and best friend, they’re very gay and submissive! They secretly love being called cute but tell their boyfriend to shut up whenever they mention it.
“Oh, you’re so 25o.clock_ like!!!”
by Wow penis enlarged June 30, 2021
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Chinese Cocky Bomb

Last night Mr. Jones fell victim to a Chinese cocky bomb.
by fatallymauled September 16, 2021
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WTFO’clock

Any time between midnight and 5 am that a runner or asylum of runners chooses to start their morning long run.

Often associated with running before the birds chirp.
Geez man I’d love to join you this morning but I just can’t do WTFO’clock
by Sugardaddy55 October 14, 2021
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alarm clock

get woken up by it stay in bed for an hour realize the infinite you've gotten yourself into
i got woken up by my alarm clock

I'm gonna now kill myself
by Ol'banana December 6, 2021
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Human Clock

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's open neck hole and spins her around giving the illusion of a big hand and little hand on a clock
"I hung out with Stoma Stacy and we made a Human Clock"
by Lunarseawitch March 9, 2022
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Grandfather Clock

A giant public version of that time-telling thing you put on your watch. Side Note: Five times out of ten, it is safe to assume that said grandfather clock that you see probably wasn't your grandfathers.
by XxLoneWolfxX April 19, 2022
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illove.clocklava

illove.clocklava is the best tiktoker on tiktok because he makes tiktoks of our only lord allah swt the all seeing, the all powerful and the most merciful, become a believer before its too late.
me : illove.clocklava Is the best tiktoker ever!

random guy : who the hell is that
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