Chris Day

The sort of bloke who ditches his mates for a girl he barley knows. A sellout and a person who lies about their embarrassing past. Rather boring and easily embarrassed.

You are being a right Chris Day, can't believe your going out with that girl you met yesterday instead of going to the football today.

by Nutty John November 10, 2013

Chris Brownin it

Literally to beat your girl and claim to not remember it, but it could be any lame excuse that nobody believes.

"Damn she was bleeding all over the place." "Yeah, but I love her so much. I just don't remember doing it..." "I just felt so disappointed"..."in myself" "It's all good, you were just Chris Brownin it."

by unit45x September 2, 2009

chris-brown

Function: verb. TO PHYSICALLY ASSAULT, BEAT, BATTER OR INFLICT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE UPON YOUR SPOUSE, OR LOVED ONE,

HE CHRIS-BROWNED ME. FOR SHORT: I HAVE BEEN CB'D.

by DIVATT November 17, 2009

Chris n Becca

to have the best, most jizztastic, orgasmic, harmonious relationship two humans can have.

De'Quan - ey Perry, you got a bitch yet?

Perry - Shit nah, nigga. wish i did, i want that Chris n Becca shit yo.

by Longrod Vaughnhugendong November 15, 2010

Chris Wild

Angry, slightly ginger manc, who is an absolute legend and who you definitely want on your side if there's any sign of trouble.

Scouser: "Eh, what you doing, give us your focking tyres."
Normal person: "If only Chris Wild were here."

by United Lad April 22, 2011

Chris R Mother Fucking Campbell

or CRMFC for short. He is the coolest mother fucker you will ever meet. He is so cool that everyone that know him get an instant coolness raise just for knowing who he is. He will most likely rule the world one day and all the fuckers that ever cross him will pay.

Chris R Mother Fucking Campbell is the coolest guy I know

by fuck you this is me October 24, 2011

Chris Newbold

A very, very beautiful male.

I was walking through the City, and I saw a Chris Newbold.

by GuessWhoxoxoxoxo November 25, 2011