Brokeback Mountain
Brokeback Mountain by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022
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Broken Dick Syndrome
An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.
Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
Broken Dick Syndrome by J.B Bravo June 19, 2022
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broke auntie
A broke auntie is someone (mostly a woman) who is either so occupied in life that they can’t take care of themselves or someone who has been through a lot of shit or has mental health problems which causes them to completely let themselves go. They also have really messy and tangled hair because they haven’t showered in weeks/days, their blonde/brown/ginger/etc roots are coming in if they’ve dyed their hair.
Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.
Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.
Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.
Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.
Tiffany: I need to do something with myself, I look like… somebody’s broke auntie.
Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!
Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!
broke auntie by CallMeCrimson44 June 20, 2022
Brokeback Rodeo
When a group of Bros get drunk, and get naked in a hotel room. They take turns being the "Bull" and the "Cowboy" After slathering each other with Baby oil, the Cowboy tries to ride the Bulls back. If he can stay on for 8 seconds, he gets to butt fuck the Bull while everyone yells "Ridem Cowboy"
"Me and the boys got to drinkin last night and had us a Brokeback Rodeo while we were in that fancy Vegas hotel room"
Brokeback Rodeo by Wrasslin Jimbo June 21, 2022
Broken
My definition of broken. Getting hurt so bad from either someone's words or actions that each time you think of that your heart slowly starts to shatter until you are numb and have no emotions.
Broken by Deepthoughtsatnight June 26, 2022