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Dijeri-fuck

When you Implant your penis inside a traditional authentic Australian dijierido while female (male is a faggot) counterpart slurps/plays on the other end.
Good day mate I hear dat pamula is a right good dijeri-fucker.
by Digger faggot September 14, 2016
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All Alpha No Fucks

Tim Tebow; may occasionally be used to describe Chuck Norris and/or his roundhouse kicks
Yeah, toss that football. Yeah, misplace that euphemism, my tasty All Alpha No Fucks.
by Gingsterlicious June 6, 2015
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Fucking moron

The phrase said by foreign minister of Russia Lavrov at press conference 08/11/15.
by Palpalych January 13, 2017
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Horse fuck

A horse fuck is when somebody with a humongous dick, aggressively fucks someone while they are on all fours. The person must be wearing a horse mask and has to release their seed in the mask. Once the mask is full of yucky frosting, the partner will drink it out of the mask.
Last night Jamie horse fucked me, it’s been weeks and I still can’t even walk straight.
by All the way to the top November 29, 2021
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breakfast fuck

When you stay the night with a member of the opposite sex, or the same sex if you swing that way, and you don't intend to have sex with them. But in the morning, you decide that you're going to have sex with them.
I went to her house last night, and wanted to get down but we decided not to. But I ended up staying the night, and then we had a breakfast fuck.
by serendipitysparkle February 3, 2018
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Fuck it Forward

The act of behaving sub-optimally in the present, based on a personal belief that the future consequences will be less painful/bothersome than current optimal behavior.
Since I already knew I was never going to work with numbers, I decided to fuck it forward and flunk out of my math class.
by MrMeanwhile April 20, 2021
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Fuck Spammed

Receiving a large volume of unsolicited messages, from which one cannot unsubscribe without losing the few valuable messages. Simliar to a faustian bargain, but instead of your soul your inbox will get fucked.
I subscribed to my child's school news feed to get important announcements, but now I'm getting fuck spammed by all the messages about PTO meetings, mothersday stalls, tuck shop menus, dance recitals, assembly times and on and on...
by Migalius June 20, 2024
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