Back handed scuttle wank

When you reverse the hand when masturbating.

When I masturbate I like to turn my hand around and have a back handed scuttle wank.

by Filth monger. April 15, 2022

Wank of Wisdom

When a person has thoughts of cheating on their significant other and they masturbate to relieve their lust and return to clear, rational thought; usually realizing that cheating is not worth it.

The only thing you need to stop you from cheating is the Wank of Wisdom, because cheating is not okay.

by Niphty Biscuit February 10, 2022

Wormhole Wank

When you stick a worm in your urethra and you have to ejaculate it out before it crawls in.

Mom: Jordan, do the damn dishes!
Jordan: Hang on, i'm doing a Wormhole wank!

Mom: You kept the bait from fishing earlier?

by jillstobbs_ April 19, 2018

Crafty wank

The action of masturbating in a public place, without being spotted.

He would often have a crafty wank under the desk during his history lesson. The other pupils noticed, but the teacher never did.

by DarrenG July 20, 2024

wank bank

the stuff you masturbate or wank off to

Alan says i should send him porn for his wank bank

by Catalan Johnni April 27, 2023

pull my wank

Jacking off

When I'm horny I go to my bedroom and pull my wank.

by Got Bent Last Night September 10, 2023

Wank

A collective noun for two or more psi’s of hip waders or a group of two or more people wearing hip waders

1) the fishing lodge had a wall of a wank of waders for the fishermen to wear
2) the fishing stream was busy with a wank of guys fly fishing

by Docksee March 2, 2023