Thomas Kennaway

A guy thats a pathological liar and can manipulate you on the spot to get you in bed with him. He does not know where the clit is, even though he is a man whore.

Dude 1 : are you talking to that guy Thomas Kennaway?

Dude 2 : yeah… he says that im the only one for him

Dude 1 : Well actuallt he fuvked your dad..

Dude 2 : i knew it what a TK

by Chloe The hoey March 30, 2023

Thomas

Thomas is one of the best person you've ever met.he is so sweet and precious creature.he has deep brown eyes.freckles like stars all over his face.Thomas has a big sweet heart.he is too kindfor this world and he is very strong person both physically and emotionally.if you have Thomas in your life,it's a present from universe.

Thomas a person who makes this world better to me.

by ..............❣️.............. November 21, 2021

Thomas Grimes

a tall, string bean like person.

Ew, he/she looks like a Thomas Grimes!

by aye-papi-mama March 7, 2017

Latisha Thomas

A person with this name is strong and has a joy she may not have even tapped into yet . While a he is fiercely independent she still loves a cuddle. She is a beautiful girl with a quiet humility that makes her someone everyone wants to know. Throughout her life she craves success. Her persistence helps her to get whatever she wants in life.

Latisha Thomas is going places! I want her in my corner.

by P!nkr0s3$$$ November 22, 2021

Holly Thomas

The most beautiful girl, so loyal, so funny, smart, hard worker. She will never screw you over. She is always honest and will never intentionally hurt you.

I need a friend like Holly Thomas.

by prettybadbitch August 12, 2019

Thomas Jackson

A male who gets angry over small problems and has a fit if anyone says he’s wrong.

Thomas Jackson is angry

by Jackob May November 23, 2021

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020