20 minute rule 

The rule which gives you legal right to leave your place of employment when 20 minutes has transpired since your boss has left the building.

"Dude, my boss just left!! 20 MINUTE RULE is in effect!"

20 minute rule by Kristine December 14, 2004

three day rule 

An awesome rule, created by Jezus, explained by Barney Stinson in the sitcom How I met your mother.

The rule states that you should always wait three days before calling a girl. The three day rule was invented by Jezus, because he waited three days to resurrect.

Considered the fact that Barney Stinson stands behind this rule, makes the rule Awesome and legen... wait for it... dairy!

HIMYM season 4 episode 21 three day rule

three day rule by Thooms June 24, 2009

Ja Rule Hater 

Someone who has taste and would love to see that stupid, pu$$y a$$ nigga burn in hell cos he sucks at making music.....he need ashitty to help him make a song and yet its still shit.

Ja Should eat shit and die

50 Cent 4 Life
GGGGG G G Gunit!
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPP

Ja Rule Hater by WayneHalford January 24, 2005

Incense Rule 

The rule that states "before we go to sleep tonight after smoking this weed, we have to let the incesnse run out." this rule was put into effect because people were smoking and wasting weed because they fell asleep so fast.

"mike: Yo man im so tired, im going to bed"

Steve: Bro if you dont want to owe me money for wasting my weed on your tired ass, you better follow our incense rule"

Incense Rule by Ganjaman1214 June 3, 2010

Falcar's Rule of Thumb 

This is the Rule of Thumb invented on the VN Guineve DAOC message board.

Falcar's Rule States: You may date any age person ranging between 18 to Minus 5 years your Mother/Fathers age.

Bob: I like this chick, should I date her? She is a bit older than me. I mean, like in Cougar territory.

John: Well.. Falcar's Rule of Thumb man..

Bob: She is 6 years younger than my Mom, and I am 22.

John: You are Golden man.. Tag it.

Falcar's Rule of Thumb by VN Person December 4, 2009

Evil Monster Rule 364 

If the target is in an area of light, the monster is not allowed to engage.

I was scared, but then I remembered evil monster rule 364 and turned on my light.

Evil Monster Rule 364 by Evilmonsterexpert December 14, 2014