Dirty Bird Bath

When you are in the shower with a girl and the guy stretches out his nut sack and fills it with water and then the girl drinks out of it.
I was in the shower with my girlfriend and the told me she was thirsty. So I had her bend down and I gave her a Dirty Bird Bath.
by NMBMKBKMBMGB July 24, 2009
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Larry Bird Shit

When this finally happens it will be the most awesome thing ever. Larry Bird Shit will be Wheel-of-Fortune's last before and after before the world ends.
Contestant 1: I'll take L for 100.
Contestant 2: I'll take R for 300.

Sajak: There we go.....3 Rs.
Contestant 3: I'd like to buy a vowel....I

Sajak: Ok....2 Is.
Contestant 1: I'd like to solve the puzzle....Larry Bird Shit.

*BOOM* World ends in an instant.
by Mountain Dew Boy Pepitated April 18, 2010
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Jail Birds of a Feather

A phrase that describes more Republican members of Congress. These Birds of a Featherflock together-behind bars!
Tom Delay, Duke Cunningham and Scooter Libby are Jail Birds of a Feather.
by DK Sett June 07, 2007
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Hitting The Bird

Slang for playing Mario Kart Double Dash alluding to a common event that occurs when one hits one of the birds on the beach in the course called "Peach's Beach" in Mario Kart Double Dash
Dude, I was hitting the bird today and I lost 3 times because of those birds
by dotdotziggydot May 26, 2011
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Tweety Bird

Small penis surrounded by a nest of pubes, and two egg looking testicles.
Hey Hannah that guy last night was a Tweety bird
by PERPLEXED September 13, 2018
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Momma Birding

When a girl is sucking your cock and throws up but ignores the puke and keeps sucking.
My Girlfriend had Taco bell yesterday and she got sick so she might be "Momma birding" me tonight.
by Nkings February 03, 2018
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Bird house

"I put my bird in her bird house last night."
by Billy.Klippert May 06, 2009
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